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Bruno, long time ago

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Fri, 22 Oct 2004 Office famous words...

Mathieu: Tu le lui a dit?
Pierre: Non, je lui parle plus.

Mathieu: Did you tell him?
Pierre: No, I don't speak to him any more.

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Tue, 05 Oct 2004 Meetings famous words...

Candidate: "They made a very new real-time Java Virtual Machine.
Pierre: "Very interesting! How did they do it?"
Candidate: "They mainly developped a new garbage-collector: It releases only unused objects."
Pierre: Sorry, I have a meeting, I have to go.

Candidat: "Ils ont réellement fait une nouvelle Machine Virtuelle Java temps réel.
Pierre: "Super! Et comment ont-ils fait?"
Candidat: "Ils ont développé leur propre garbage-collector: En fait, il ne libère que les objets non utilisés."
Pierre: "Désolé, mais j'ai un meeting. Je dois y aller."

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